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Yayoi Kusama Salt and Pepper Shakers
Invite the patron saint of dots to your dinner table with these adorable salt and pepper shakers. The world’s favorite obsessive-compulsive, 90-something, superstar artist is bound to be a conversation starter. That said, don’t expect any replies. These shakers are highly realistic in that they never say a word and they never, ever smile.
$800.00
Frida Kahlo Girl Power Action Figure
This tiny icon is ready to tackle the patriarchy, one introspective painting at a time. Perfect for art buffs and aspiring revolutionaries alike. Fight The Man and look fabulous at the same time. Diego Rivera and Leon Trotsky action figures sold separately.
$800.00
Van Gogh Plushie
The poster boy for artistic angst and suffering is now available as an adorable plushie. With a fun detachable velcro ear and sorrowful eyes that belie a volcanic temper (pull the string on his back and find out!) this little post-impressionist cutie will have all your other toys closing the drapes and pretending they’re not home. Absinthe and French prostitutes sold separately.
$800.00
Banksy Home Art Shredder
Shred like an international art icon! Simply slide the valuable artwork of your choosing into the top, press the button and … voila! … the artwork comes out the other side worth triple its original value*. This stylish and powerful shredder is guaranteed to chew through even the most enduring of artwork and unassailable concepts. Shreddable art sold separately.
*True for Banksy only. Your results may vary.
$800.00
SplatterWell Paint by Jackson Pollack
Love the look of Pollack’s splatter paintings, but don’t have the time or patience to do it yourself? SplatterWell paint by Jackson Pollack takes the mess and hassle out of creating the chaotic decor you’ve always wanted for your home. Simply open the can and throw it at your wall for a sophisticated abstract expressionist look.
$800.00
Mark Rothko Coloring Book
Mark Rothko was primarily concerned that his work should evoke strong associations with what he called “universal human trauma”. Although we can’t guarantee that, we can assure you some degree of carpal-tunnel syndrome as you cover every square inch of 250 totally blank pages. Perfect for the child-artist who is already obsessive-compulsive about the use of color in questioning the human condition.
$800.00
Edvard Munch Scream Plushie
Get ready to cuddle with your own existential angst! Introducing the Scream Plushie – your very own squishy rendition of Edvard Munch's famous artwork. With its adorably overstuffed body and perpetually horrified expression, this plush toy is perfect for those moments when you just need to scream into the void (or your pillow).
$800.00
Jeff Koons Metallic Balloon
Perhaps you remember Jeff Koons’ most enduring artworks; enormous balloon dogs sculpted from anodized aluminum. Perhaps you’ll also remember that even the small ones go for about $40,000. If you’d like a little inflatable metallic Koonsian whimsy (but don’t have the budget for one of his small dogs) may we suggest a mylar balloon of the Big Dog himself?
$800.00
Andy Warhol Action Figure
Warhol was almost certainly the most action-packed celebrity-artist of the 20th Century and so it’s only fitting he has his own action figure. This toy is absolutely amazing at parties – simply pull the string on his back and he goes into the bathroom and does lines of cocaine with Liza Minelli (sold separately). Studio 54 play set is also available.
$800.00
Ai Weiwei Laughing Platter
Ai Weiwei burst onto the international art scene with biting critiques of the Chinese government rendered onto Qinghua porcelain vases emblazoned with images of military tanks and riot police. And somehow he made it all look fun and amusing. The Chinese Communist party thought that house arrest would silence this maverick, but who’s laughing now?
$800.00